F

One of my many (an alphabet of 26?) semi true-life experiences as a nude male housecleaner F was showing me how to replace pads on a Swiffer. I’d never used one before. I watched as F removed the old, dirty pad and replaced it with a new, clean one. Somewhat gratuitously he said, “I shouldn’t …

Laura

There’s this chestnut that turns up in lots old movies and TV shows—which probably means it’s total racist bullshit—that primitive people won’t allow their photographs to be taken because the camera would steal their souls. The audience is supposed to laugh at how ignorant and superstitious the natives are. But I’m starting to think they’re …