Ay: Temmuz 2023

Q: How do you make four old ladies Escort say “FUCK!”? A: Get a fifth one to yell “BINGO!”

There was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual Escort greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day’s work. …

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: – $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: – $2.50.Hand Job: – $10.00. Checking Escort his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of Escort Bayan the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to …

David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share. Nobody puts their hand up except one man. Escort David beckons him on to the stage and tells him to perform his trick. The man says “For this trick, David, Escort …

Silvester auf Lanzarote – Teil 2Silvester auf Lanzarote – Teil 2Am anderen Morgen traf ich gegen 10:00 Uhr eine vollkommen verkaterte Sophia beim Frühstück und eine gut gelaunte Luise. Luise wollte sich bis zum Abend um ihre Freundin kümmern, damit sie die Silvesterfeier besuchen konnte. Es tat ihr leid, dass ich den Tag ohne sie …

Cell Phone Slave Pt 10For the second day in a row, Amaya spent her time getting ready for sex. The déjà vu was hard to shake as she showered, fixed her hair and chose her clothes. Again, she kept her meals light. She couldn’t help remembering that when she’d done this yesterday, she had expected …

Hamburg Teil1 Geschrieben von NewdyTeaHamburg, Teil1 Endlich hatte ich die Stadtgrenze erreicht.Ich war am frühen Morgen, besser gesagt mitten in der Nacht losgefahren. Abends hatte ich mit Michael gechattet und spontan hatte ich mich angekündigt. Michael war der männliche Teil des Pärchens, mit dem ich nun seit geraumer Zeit Kontakt hatte. Netten Kontakt. Zumindest im …

Chaude Proximité (Osso Bucco)Ayant finalement eu des nouvelles de Lou-Anne durant la semaine. Qui était passée chez moi lorsque j’étais absent. Laissant une note sur mon bureau me disant de passer chez elle un vendredi vers 16 heures. Trouvant particulier qu’elle est laissée une brosse à dents dans ma salle de bain. Je me rends …

foreplay ( poem ) for the ladiesForeplayI can feel your spot and you’re dripping wetI whisper in your ear, on your mark, ready, setI kiss your inner thigh and your body just shiversYou twist and moan as your muscles start to quiverYou want it so bad that you start to get pushySo I spread your …

The Birthday Presentyou are awoken early by a noise in your bedroom..you open your eyes and see a familiar face, but you assume you are still dreaming as you are not expecting me, however I could not wait to be with you so have flown back a month early to surprise you.I quickly remove my …