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MEN SWAPPING WIVES
MEN SWAPPING WIVES Ted, Jim and their wives took an out of town weekend trip to a bed and breakfast on the outskirts of town. Earlier the two gents agreed to try to talk their spouses into a night of wife swapping. A couple şişli eskort of drinks before dinner and the ladies agreed to …
Desparate Measures_(0)
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FRANK SINATRA AND THE SIAMESE TWINS
Frank Sinatra was playing a gig in Chicago when he noticed female Siamese twins in the audience sitting in the front row enjoying his performance. Frank had a sexual thing for Siamese twins, so he asked his manager to invite them to his hotel room nearby. The manager went over to the two young attractive …
LAURA 105: le prix d’un repas
Partie me promener aux Sables d’Olonne avec mon amie Manon, nous déjeunons le midi dans un restaurant situé sur les quais pas loin du port de pêche. Tout en buvant un apéritif nous discutons de ce que nous allons faire pendant l’après-midi puis Manon détourne la conversation. – Laura tu as vu, le serveur a …
Traction
As a nurse, I have the perfect job. I love helping people, and with all due modesty, I’m pretty good at it. Once in awhile, however, I can’t help but indulge an infatuation I have with the sexual awakening that occurs during young adulthood. I’m hesitant to admit it, but at some level these gut-based …
This Is Bliss
I wake up smiling. Grateful to have such a good life, bursting with happiness, glad for good friends to share it with. Friends who share private moments. Friends like you. I float through the morning, mind lost in reverie, excited by the challenge of writing to inspire and thrill you. How to create prose that …
The Long Weekend Ch. 36
The author and Annie are just back from Cape d’Agde with some wonderful experiences that will be included in some future chapters. In the meantime we left off with… * Jr., at the rear of the group, looked back to see his mother, lying in the sun and smearing their amalgam of cum over her …
The Summer Maid
(This did not start out as a toy story, but it decided on its own to become one. So be it. The joys of creative writing. I hope you enjoy it and please remember to comment and vote. All participants are over the age of 18.MST) * At first I was in awe. In my …