“It’s all your fault we’re late!” I exclaimed at my friend, Edward, as we rushed down the corridors of the star port. “You wanted to buy that fraking recorder!” he yelled back. Edward and I were supposed be on flight 997 to Rapture at 1400 hours Colonial Time. It was 1405. If it wasn’t for …
Archie Andrews gets Laid, ch1
“Reggie, I saw you with her! Plain and simple. You can’t deny it.” Archie lowered his voice to a whisper, “you had your hand up her skirt!” “Archie, chill. Midge loves it.” “But, she’s Moose’s girl!” Archie stopped and turned to Reggie on the sidewalk and said, “do you wanna get pummeled? If Moose caught …